Joel's Favorite Wise Sayings:
When dogs get rowdy, pick up the phone ----there's a pound button for a reason
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Ryan's Favorite Wise Sayings:
Never pet a burning dog.
Mistakes are a normal thing; unfortunately, I am a very normal person.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Whoever said "only love can break a heart" has never dropped a hot dog.
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